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We are all going to die #34,987,234,047,234

Yes we got 1year or we are all going to die in a great ball of fire, or drought that Hanson has predicted the Midwest  was going  to have over 20 years ago.  Geez, that came out to be true didn;t it???   So every stock up on food items because the end of the world is coming if Obamassih is not elected in Novemeber.  You heard it first from the KosKids.

Now on to our intrepid reporter PJ Comix

"We have ONE year.. ONE election"

Remember all the propaganda we were fed about how Global Warming is a non-partisan issue? Well, it turns out it was all hogwash. No big surprise there. The Left is now enlisting Global Warming alarmism on a big scale to help get Barack Obama elected as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Hansen on Global Warming: We have ONE year.. ONE election." Yes, me must elect Obama or it will be the END OF THE WORLD!!! It turns out that James Hansen has been making Global Warming alarmist WARNINGS for at least 20 years. In 1988 he predicted severe dought was coming to the midwest. Five years later, in 1993, the Midwest experienced extreme flooding. Also check out the current flooding in the Midwest to see just how accurate Hansen has been in his predictions. One might as well consult Jean Dixon in predicting climate change. However, the KOmmies turn to Hansen as some sort of prophet to help them elect their beloved Obama. So let us now watch the KOmmies play the Global Warming Alarmist card in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the weatherman is lucky if he can predict the weather correctly just 3 days in advance, is in the [barackets]:

Hansen on Global Warming: We have ONE year.. ONE election

[Or your KOmmie brains will fry.]

In 2006, the great climate scientist James Hansen famously said

[Something as "accurate" as his prediction about Midwest drought?]

"I think we have a very brief window of opportunity to deal with climate change ... no longer than a decade, at the most."

[He needs that same script for use in 2016.]

Since then, things have gotten much, much worse. The Arctic ice is melting faster than expected. CO2 emissions are accelerating. Global warming is accelerating.

[Don't forget about that drought in the Midwest.]

Hansen no longer stands by his estimate that we have one decade to turn things around. He now thinks that was too optimistic. Today, James Hansen told congress that we have one year.

[Translation: Elect Barack Obama or we all DIE!!!]

We have one year. One election.

[Elect Obama. Elect Obama. ELECT OBAMA!!!]

And simply winning is not enough.. we will need radical changes in policy.

[TRANSLATION: We need Global Warming as an excuse to institute socialism.]

And if we lose...

[You will be joining the Heavens Gate cult aboard the Mother Ship. And now to the rest of the KOmmies...]

Most coverage has focussed on his statement that oil CEOs should be prosecuted. This is interesting, but I think misses the point of his testimony.

[Thanx for that confirmation that Hansen is indeed a leftwing loon.]

It's time to stop Climaticide and that means working for justice as well as having the right policies. Without justice there will be cynicism and cynicism plays into the hands of the denialists and the tactics of disinformation.

[LOL! "Climaticide." I definitely have to file that word away with "Freudenschade."]

The warming of the Arctic is beginning to look irreversible. There are positive feedbacks that are amplifying inputs. Sea ice melting is causing more warming and more warm Atlantic water flowing into the Arctic.

[Gee! Then how is it that we can still watch Ice Road Truckers who drive right over the frozen Arctic ocean?]

Republican ideology will block any meaningful. Climate related reform into the foreseeable future. We all might as well accept extinction because nothing will change in the USA in terms of politics. The only conceivable circumstance that might avoid extinction of humanity is if the oil economy suffers catastrophic and irreversible loss. Which, given Republican Rapturist ideology, is always possible via warmongering, most likely Iran. Even the complete melting of Greenland won't stop the greed and selfishness of Republicans.

[EVIL Republicans!!! It's all their fault! So much for that hype about Global Warming being a non-partisan issue.]

He seems to be mixing a bunch of stuff. One moment, it is "99% certain." The next he's saying there will be 2-meter sea level rise this century, which is certanly not in IPCC projections.

[Don't stop Hansen. He's on a roll.]

Considering that we will not take power for 7 more months - we have a little problem here.

[Which will pale in comparison to the HUGE mental problem you will have in 7 months if you do NOT take power.]

Hansen's superlative reputation makes his increasingly edgy statements deeply disturbing.

[Yeah. I found his statements about Midwest drought deeply disturbing.] ---DUmmie FUnnies

Can't you just feel the love

I thought that the Left was the one's that are more understanding and got alongwith everyone.  I mean they want to playfootsies with terrorists and maniacle leaders.  But if you say Bush, Rove or Cheney in front of them, you can see their mouthed frothing and the lynching talk begins.   What is is about Liberals that they do not get, politics is not an all out war, and people that disagree with you are not evil.

Here is a great example from our reporter that frequents the DUmmies,PJ Comix.

"LAW SCHOOL TO ORGANIZE BUSH WAR CRIMES TRIAL"

As soon as I saw the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "LAW SCHOOL TO ORGANIZE BUSH WAR CRIMES TRIAL," I just knew that leftwing lunacy would come to the surface in full bloom. I was not disappointed. Yeah, let's put the EVIL Bush regime on trial for torturing prisoners with air conditioning and overfeeding them with orange glaze chicken. Such brutality must not go unpunished. Meanwhile have you noticed not a peep from the DUmmies about Al Quaeda terrorists sawing people's heads off on camera nor flying planes into buildings. Oops! I forgot. The latter was really orchestrated by Chimpus Khan. So let us now watch the leftwing Thought Police Kangeroo Court go into full lunatic gear in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting if there were ever one edition of the DUmmie FUnnies that you should show to your friends then this is it, is in the [brackets]:

LAW SCHOOL TO ORGANIZE BUSH WAR CRIMES TRIAL

[Judges to be chosen from DUmmieland and the ranks of Al Qaeda.]

A conference to plan the prosecution of President Bush and other high administration officials for war crimes will be held September 13-14 at the Massachusetts School of Law at Andover .

[Just in time to become an election issue. Not good for Obama.]

"This is not intended to be a mere discussion of violations of law that have occurred," said convener Lawrence Velvel, dean and cofounder of the school. "It is, rather, intended to be a planning conference at which plans will be laid and necessary organizational structures set up, to pursue the guilty as long as necessary and, if need be, to the ends of the Earth."

[A law school dean who is an absolute loon. Paging Sean Hannity. You need to put this NUtcase on your TV show so we can see a primo example of the Looney Left.]

"We must try to hold Bush administration leaders accountable in courts of justice," Velvel said. "And we must insist on appropriate punishments, including, if guilt is found, the hangings visited upon top German and Japanese war-criminals in the 1940s."

[Paging the Secret Service!]

Three words: Standing Room Only.

[Two words: Rubber Room.]

Fine them millions & billions and put them on the streets to survive. US should have the right to recover the cost of loss to the Treasury due to their royal-assholiness. The people of this nation should treat them as they treated the least of their borothers. Katrina, Gitmo, Ohio flood victims, middle class, lower class who have had programs cut for their schools, communities, national infrastructer, denied medical needs, starvation, homelessness, and all things good and necessary to sustain and strengthen this great country.

[Vengeance is Mine sayeth the DUmmie.]

There's something awfully compelling about the thought of The Commander Guy with a five-day growth of gray-white beard, sloppy drunk on muscatel, another pretzel gash across his cheek but, ooops, he hasn't seen a pretzel in months. Staggering into the homeless shelter and getting his ass kicked right back out as soon as he's recognized...

[Keep speaking. The shrink is taking notes.]

And Cheney with nobody to polish his scalp, $400 shoes with big holes in the thin leather soles, newspaper stuffed inside in a failed effort to keep out the rain and the cold, and now when he shoots somebody in the face while hunting, nobody's laughing. Instead, he gets busted just like all the rest of us would and the arresting cop decides to tase him just because he deserves it. Ooops, that fancy defibrillator isn't built to handle that kind of jolt. Ah well, it had to happen sooner or later...

[Ranted the DUmmie as the shink writes on his pad: "JUST PLAIN NUTS!!!"]

Then there's Rumsfeld and Rice and Hadley and Rove and Gonzales and Ashcroft and Powell and Gates and Addington and Libby and Perle and Wolfowitz and Feith and Zelikow and ... All of them penniless and on the streets. None of them with a clue how to survive without a mansion and maids and a gigantic bank account. Despised by all who recognize them. Beaten unconscious at least twice a week by somebody who's been waiting a very long time for the opportunity to express his feelings in an unambiguous way.

[Good news! There is a big eBay sale on butterfly nets.]

Seems their Cadillac health care benefits are long gone, too, so they have to go to the free clinic to get stitched up. So they end up sitting right next to a few of the faceless victims of their sadistic policies, some of whom seize the opportunity for a little ad hoc wealth redistribution and roll them for a couple of quarters here and a crumpled buck there -- money that they planned to pool for another quart of muscatel. Ah well...

[Bite down hard on the leather strap as the nice men in the white coats apply the juice for your weekly electro-shock therapy session.]

Damn life's a bitch when your past finally catches up with you.

[At least you won't have to worry about sanity catching up with you.]

Your scenario spells it out. This is what I truly wish for them. They should live among the mentally ill homeless. Fight with others for ownership to their space under a bridge. No rights other than to be born to this earth. As they gather at the table of the local soup kitchen they can talk of the days they dined with kings & emperors, but who's going to believe them, others at the kitchen? They've all got incredible stories to tell, triumphs and days of grandeur. No pricey shoe shopping for Condi.No jetting the world with an entourage of security & assistants, and no sleeping on the finest linens. Unkempt hair and head lice. Decayed and missing teeth. Calloused feet from days on the street. No bath, no masseuse, no soap. This is what they have dealt American citizens and this is what they should endure until the day they disappear and die for lack of affordable medical care. I can think of nothing more fitting for what they have selfishly taken from our Nation.

[Please use the hankie to wipe that rabid drool flowing down your chin.]

Speaking of wingers, is Margaret Thatcher still alive? Now there's a candidate for a little political readjustment if ever I saw one.

[Any liberal folks you know who don't think the left is full of mini-thought police need to read this thread. This is what the Left REALLY thinks.] ----Dummie FUnnies

I am still waiting for any kind of evidence of criminal activity the Bush Administration has done

Obamassiah is a Lightworker???WTF

Ok, for one thing, I do not know what the hell a Lightworker is.   Can anyone tell me other than this nonsense about him being a better being than the rest of us?????   The DUmmies are pouring iut on strongin this post from our intrepid reporter, PJ Comix.  You can just see them fainting at the thought of the Obamassiahin thier presence.   It just makes me sick that people can fawn over any politicianlike this, ecspecially one form the Chicago Machine.  But the worst part of the Obamassiahworshipping is that almostno one even knows whathe will do as President.  He has changed his mind on many policies that even makes John F'ing Kerry blush.  And it does not help the Messiah aura that he comes from the most corrupt city in America,Chicago.   Anyone that comes out if this cesspool of corruption and criminal activity has nothing to talk about in coruption.  Obama's early days as a community instigator for ACORN is nothing to be proud of, unless you are Saul Alinski or one of his acolytes.   And yes ACORN is that same organization that got busted for signing up the dead and dogs in St. Louis and Kansas City a few years ago.     And more stuff from his past will come out like how sought the endorsement from a new political party that was totally Socialist in its formation, thanks to Eric Erickson at Redstate for his detective work. 

Now onto PJ Comix report:

"Is Obama an enlightened being?"

Break out your barf bags. You're going to really need it while reading this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies which features an overdose of treacle in the form of unquestioning Obama worship. You can get an idea of just how far gone the Left has become just by looking at the title of the Mark Morford San Francisco Chronicle ARTICLE ---"Is Obama an enlightened being?" Of course, the DUmmies have answered that question in the affirmative as you can see in this THREAD. The FUnnie thing here is that the same DUmmies who slam conservatives as a bunch of superstitious "fundies," blindly accept the notion that Obama is some sort of godlike being with a supernatural aura. Meanwhile I can picture Moses sitting atop Mt. Sinai saying something like: "Hey DUmmies! Did you idiots ever notice that Commandment #1 states that 'Thou shalt have no other gods before me' followed by Commandment #2 which declares that 'Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image'?" Of course, the DUmmies would sooner believe that astrology, with the moon rising in Uranus, has more validity than the Ten Commandments. So let us now join the DUmmies in the middle of their Obama Worship service while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding all Druids out there that there will be a bingo game following the Wednesday night Oak Worship service, is in the [barackets]:

Mark Morford: Is Obama an enlightened being?

[But of course.]

Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?

[Yes! YES! I am not worthy of our beloved Obamassiah!]

I find I'm having this discussion, this weird little debate, more and more, with colleagues, with readers, with liberals and moderates and miserable, deeply depressed Republicans and spiritually amped persons of all shapes and stripes and I'm having it in particular with those who seem confused, angry, unsure, thoroughly nonplussed, as they all ask me the same thing: What the hell's the big deal about Obama?

[He is just too good for us!]

I, of course, have an answer. Sort of.

[Stand by to activate your barf bags!]

Warning: If you are a rigid pragmatist/literalist, itchingly evangelical, a scowler, a doubter, a burned-out former '60s radical with no hope left, or are otherwise unable or unwilling to parse alternative New Age speak, click away right now, because you ain't gonna like this one little bit.

[Warning: If you have the slightest sense of rationality, click away right now, to avoid the nausea attack.]

Ready? It goes likes this:

[I'm ready. I have my mouth directly over my open barf bag.]

Barack Obama isn't really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway.

[The Obamassiah is BETTER than us. ]

This is what I find myself offering up more and more in response to the whiners and the frowners and to those with broken or sadly dysfunctional karmic antennae - or no antennae at all - to all those who just don't understand and maybe even actively recoil against all this chatter about Obama's aura and feel and MLK/JFK-like vibe.

[I'm feeling the Jim/Jones-like vibe watching the Left blindly swallow the Obama worship Kool-aid.]

To them I say, all right, you want to know what it is? The appeal, the pull, the ethereal and magical thing that seems to enthrall millions of people from all over the world, that keeps opening up and firing into new channels of the culture normally completely unaffected by politics?

[Blind cult-like worship is what it is.]

No, it's not merely his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric. It is not fresh ideas or cool charisma or the fact that a black president will be historic and revolutionary in about a thousand different ways. It is something more. Even Bill Clinton, with all his effortless, winking charm, didn't have what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity.

[LOL! I used to know a New Age scam artist in L.A. who used those exact same words when hustling bucks out of gullible rich chicks. He would tell them that they had a "powerful luminosity" and a "unique high-vibration intergrity" or something real close to that.]

Dismiss it all you like, but I've heard from far too many enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who've been intuitively blown away by Obama's presence - not speeches, not policies, but sheer presence - to say it's just a clever marketing ploy, a slick gambit carefully orchestrated by hotshot campaign organizers who, once Obama gets into office, will suddenly turn from perky optimists to vile soul-sucking lobbyist whores, with Obama as their suddenly evil, cackling overlord.

[I can picture Mark Morford fainting dead away in the presence of the Obamassiah after wetting his pants in ectasy.]

Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

[Yeah, ushering in a new way of being on the planet is all fine and dandy but is Obama a member of the IBLW, the International Brotherhood of Lightworkers? Remember, we want only union workers.]

The unusual thing is, true Lightworkers almost never appear on such a brutal, spiritually demeaning stage as national politics. This is why Obama is so rare. And this why he is so often compared to Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., to those leaders in our culture whose stirring vibrations still resonate throughout our short history.

[Yeah, old man Joe Kennedy paying off county sheriffs in the 1960 West Virginia primary to support his son because he was a deeply spiritual Lightworker, unwilling to dirty his hands with mere politics.]

Are you rolling your eyes and scoffing? Fine by me. But you gotta wonder, why has, say, the JFK legacy lasted so long, is so vital to our national identity? Yes, the assassination canonized his legend. The Kennedy family is our version of royalty. But there's something more. Those attuned to energies beyond the literal meanings of things, these people say JFK wasn't assassinated for any typical reason you can name. It's because he was just this kind of high-vibration being, a peacemaker, at odds with the war machine, the CIA, the dark side. And it killed him.

[I somehow recall reading about how that particular peacemaking Lightworker used the CIA to assassinate Diem in South Vietnam but what do I know?]

Now, Obama. The next step. Another try. And perhaps, as Bush laid waste to the land and embarrassed the country and pummeled our national spirit into disenchanted pulp and yet ironically, in so doing has helped set the stage for an even larger and more fascinating evolutionary burp, we are finally truly ready for another Lightworker to step up.

[Right now I am experiencing an evolutionary barf into my bag.]

Let me be completely clear: I'm not arguing some sort of utopian revolution, a big global group hug with Obama as some sort of happy hippie camp counselor. I'm not saying the man's going to swoop in like a superhero messiah and stop all wars and make the flowers grow and birds sing and solve world hunger and bring puppies to schoolchildren.

[You could have fooled me.]

Please. I'm also certainly not saying he's perfect, that his presidency will be free of compromise, or slimy insiders, or great heaps of politics-as-usual. While Obama's certainly an entire universe away from George W. Bush in terms of quality, integrity, intelligence and overall inspirational energy, well, so is your dog. Hell, it isn't hard to stand far above and beyond the worst president in American history.

[GASP! How dare you even suggest that the Obamassiah might possibly have imperfections like the rest of us mere mortals? Heretic!]

But there simply is no denying that extra kick. As one reader put it to me, in a way, it's not even about Obama, per se. There's a vast amount of positive energy swirling about that's been held back by the armies of BushCo darkness, and this energy has now found a conduit, a lightning rod, is now effortlessly self-organizing around Obama's candidacy. People and emotions and ideas of high and positive vibration are automatically draw to him. It's exactly like how Bush was a magnet for the low vibrational energies of fear and war and oppression and aggression, but, you know, completely reversed. And different. And far, far better.

[Morford pontificating on the darkness of the EVIL BushCo land of Mordor.]

Don't buy any of it? Think that's all a bunch of tofu-sucking New Agey bulls-- and Obama is really a dangerously elitist political salesman whose inexperience will lead us further into darkness because, when you're talking national politics, nothing, really, ever changes? I understand. I get it. I often believe it myself.

Not this time.

[Now that Mark Morford has proudly announced that he is swallowing up the Obamassiah Kool-aid, let us now join the DUmmies as they continue this Obama worship service...]

He's something very, very special, this little boy the world tossed us.

[Who you calling "boy," you racist?]

It's just so rare to see it all come together like this, that it's no wonder it inspires awe.

[Your Rubber Room reservation has been set for November.]

I have been saying this for months. Obama is more highly evolved than any politician I have seen. He is a great example of how we all should be acting - acceptance, tolerance, not stooping to the level of negative people, not fighting back, remaining calm and thoughtful in all scenarios. He is amazing to me. I resonate with the way he treats others. I think the country is in for a huge spiritual overhaul, something we sorely need.

[Do you wet your pants first before fainting in the presence of the Obamassiah or is it the other way around?] ---DUmmie FUnnies

Another report form PJ Comix on Operation Chaos

You just got to love the warm feelings that the Obama and Hilary supporters have for each other.  It is a match made in heaven.   It looks like Obamassiah has gotten enough delegates now to say it is over.  But I am thinking that it will not end after Hillary's concession speech.  We got people like Harriet Christian that will not vote for the Messiah.  And we still do not know if the tape of Michelle Obama is real or just a hoax by one of  Hillary's supporters.   It is not over folks, grab your favorite beverage and ge the ppcon out.  It will be a longsummer.

"My Evening With Harriet Christian"

One of the more entertaining events of the weekend was the OUTBURST by Hillary Clinton supporter, Harriet Christian, against Barack Obama. I'm sure many of you are wondering just exactly WHO she is. However, I'm not so sure most of you would hang out with her until 2 in the morning to find out. Therefore kudos to HUffington POst blogger, Will Bower, who had the fortitude to spend the evening with Harriet and report back to us in his HUffie BLOG titled, "My Evening With Harriet Christian." So let us now hang out with Harriet in paint the town Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who would need a LOT of drinks to put up with Harriet's voice until the wee hours, is in the [brackets]:

My Evening With Harriet Christian

[I would love to post a thread titled, "My Evening With Petra Verkaik."]

It was when the DNC's Rules & Bylaws Committee made its ruling on Michigan that Harriet Christian came into my life.

[Lucky you.]

From a few rows behind me, her piercing, wizened, New York voice rang out through the awkward silences in the auditorium of the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel.

[As sweet a voice as a truckdriver.]

I wish now I could remember each and everything she said. All I remember is that I was glad she was saying it. The DNC had just committed a crime, and I was happy that there was someone unashamed to reveal her fury to all those present.

[So how is that unity thing working out for you, Democrats?]

As we all exited the ballroom -- many of us in disgust -- I saw the cameras swarm in on our Harriet. I decided to stay and watch her in her glory.

[Comedy act mixed with Primal Scream.]

In fact, I have a confession to make. It was I who encouraged Harriet to stay and to face the cameras. Each time she wanted to storm from the lobby in a fiery exeunt, it was I who stopped her, consoled her, turned her around, and told her "Your anger needs to be heard, friend. Don't stop."

[Don't stop the entertainment.]

Did I think that she could have been more coherent at first? Yes, I did. Did I feel that she was flirting with the edge of reason? Yes, I did. Would I have had her change a thing? No, I wouldn't.

[Stay just the way you are, Harriet. Primal Scream Democrats are FUn to watch!]

I would like to add that I don't condone any correlation between the words "black" and "inadequate." It is my belief that she was not *equating* "black" with "inadequate." I believe she was saying that *Obama* is inadequate, and that he is where he is because of affirmative action tactics -- much as Geraldine Ferraro has said, and not unlike Joe Biden's misspeak last year. Again, though, not words I personally would have ever chosen.

[Said Will, already distancing himself from Harriet having just introduced her to us.]

Many have criticized Harriet for what is being categorized as her "circus antics." What they call "antics," I call the red blood of Democracy. She was angry. She was angry as I was angry. We were angry as thousands of people were angry. That anger needed a voice that wasn't couched behind cold, intellectually dishonest reason.

[I guess there's no need to question Harriet as to whether she found her angry yet.]

The DNC had committed an act of war, and Harriet was firing back with bullets of passion. Was she the best marksman? Perhaps not. But did she reveal to America the depth of frustration that many, many people are feeling right now? That she did.

[Looking forward to seeing Harriet at the Democrat convention this summer. ON TO DENVER!!!]

We all know that -- had she been as calm and collected as so many of you feel she should have been -- that she wouldn't have the nearly 800,000 YouTube hits she now does. Her voice has been heard.

[A voice that can strip wallpaper off the side of your home. BTW, is it my imagination or have I heard that same voice before many times from hardened deli waitresses?]

Is that to say that I believe that Harriet was seeking attention? Not at all. As I've said, it was I who kept the fires of encouragement lit beneath her. She has since confessed to me many a time how she now fears that her emotions might be used to hurt Hillary Clinton's campaign. That is the last thing she wants. She simply wanted to cry out against injustice... as so many of us often want to do, but so few of us actually do.

[I've heard that voice many times cry out my order for for corned beef on rye.]

And, for the record: No, she hadn't been drinking. I had the fortune of talking with Harriet well into the night that night. (It was 2am when we finally said "Good night" to one another). While I was knocking back my white Russians and my margaritas, she touched nothing but her Diet Coke. She hasn't touched alcohol since 1985. The only thing she was drunk on that afternoon was indignation.

[I'd have to knock back quite a few white Russians and margaritas to hang out with Harriet until 2 am.] ----DUmmie FUnnnies

Another report from the front lines in Operation Chaos

PJ Comix is on the front line and brings back this stunning report.   The DUmmies are giving credit to El Rushbo, our Commander in Operation Chaos.

DUmmies Credit Operation Chaos For Protracted Primary

Shhhh! We musn't give credit to why the Democrat primary battle has lasted as long as it has. For us to face the reality of the situation means we have to acknowledge the tremendous effect that Rush Limbaugh has on the population. And we just can't do that since it defeats our continuing efforts to marginalize Rush as a mere entertainer... That is the attitude of the Mainstream Media. This is why you rarely hear or see the taboo words of "Operation Chaos" in the MSM. However, despite the extreme reluctance of the MSM to credit Operation Chaos for the terrible fix the Democrats are now in, the DUmmies are fully aware of exactly WHY Hillary has come as far as she has and feel free to credit (blame) it to Operation Chaos. Although this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Why Should the Supers go for Obama?" is not really about Operation Chaos, several of the posts there mention it loud and clear. So let us now watch the DUmmies as they march ON TO DENVER in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing to mass mail Kewpie Dolls to the DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

Why Should the Supers go for Obama?

[Because they want to see the Democrats commit mass suicide in November?]

I don't really see any reason why the remaining suppers should go for Obama. He's been getting his clocked clean the last three months. He polls weaker in the general election in the key swing states. He will lose more of HIllary's voters to McCain than Hillary would lose his voters to McCain. Hillary can and would win the general election. Obama probably wouldn't.

[I think Hillary should get a few of those suppers. I highly recommend the $1.50 DiGiorno supreme thick crust frozen pizzas I buy for some of those suppers.]

So why, exactly, should a self-respecting superdelegate, who wants to see the party win and not go down to defeat, go for Obama?

[Because they fear being cursed out by William Rivers Pitt?]

The original Obama narrative had him sweeping to the nomination with win after win. But he reached a brick wall in Texas and Ohio and has hardly been the same sense. He might not even win South Dakota and Montana. Daschle today on Meet the Press didn't sound at all confident of victory.

[A brick wall called Operation Chaos.]

Suppose that Obama is beaten twice on Tuesday. What exactly is the argument that the remaining supers should go with him?

[They get free Che Guevara flags?]

My guess is that his post super Tuesday string of victories really impressed he supers and kind of keyed them up to go for him. But that's a LONG time ago. The supers need to take a fresh look at this guy and where this race stands. Almost all of his earlier claims to fame have been undercut.

[By Operation Chaos.]

If they do give him the nomination, it's because they aren't willing to open their eyes and take a fresh look. That way lies defeat!

[Follow Obama over the cliff! And now on to the other DUmmies...]

It's Operation Chaos, and it's working. Even sensible Democrats have been affected.

[Yup! It's working BEAUTIFULLY!!!]

Lots and lots of evidence that Hillary is by far the stronger of the two candidates. Now that Obama's "entitlement" meme has been undercut and now that his wave has crested, there isn't really much current rationale for the superdelegates handing this thing to an almost sure loser.

[It's going to be FUn to watch the fireworks in Denver!]

Considering that the GOP kept Hillary afloat since Texas by voting for her, and she still couldn't catch up, meanwhile Hillary throws the kitchen sink, racism and whatever else she can lay her hands on at Obama, and yet she still lags behind......it means that she won't win under normal GOP circumstances when it will be a kitchen sink thrown at her....while voters that she has offended with her stupid shit will be sitting it out while sitting on their hands.

[It wasn't the GOP that kept Hillary afloat. It was Rush Limbaugh and his Operation Chaos. And the purpose was never to have her win the nomination. It was to put the Democrats in the horrible fix they are now in. Hee! Hee!]

Actually the "original Obama narrative" had him far behind
the popular Clinton brand name. But as Operation "fat, drugged, and full of shit" kicked off, many southern voters - those who listen to the hateful gasbag himself - opted to lengthen the Democratic primary by voting for the person who was then trailing behind. But sure, keep telling yourself that the votes which propelled her in Texas, West Virginia, and Kentucky were all Democrats who weren't part of Limbaugh's plan. You keep telling yourself that while we go ahead and vote for the Democratic nominee against the Republican. Have fun.

[All is going according to Limbaugh's Operation Chaos plan. Don't forget to thank Rush when your Denver convention turns into complete Chaos.]

Obama's camp is banking on supers falling into herd mentality like the press has. They are also banking on the supers being taken in by Obama's implicit claim to some kind of "entitlement" to the nomination. But if the supers take a cold hard political look, they will see that the rationale for Obama's campaign has essentially collapsed. It's really been running on fumes - well-funded fumes, to be sure. The problem is there has been no second act. They had nothing going for them but the vague rhetoric of hope and change, plus Obama's personal narrative. But the rhetoric got completely stale and the personal narrative was complicated by Wright and Pfleger.

[Will Wright and Pfleger be delivering the invocations at the Denver convention?]

Daley, Axelrod and Soros own Obama and for that matter the DNC

[Something vaguely racist about that statement but also true, especially about Soros.]

Doesn't matter anymore, the party is screwed either way
lose the blacks or lose white females, either way we lose

[I like that lose/lose outcome for the Democrats.]

Don't forget the "Operation Chaos" votes that helped come as far as she has. They were key to wins in all states starting in Texas. Had she lost Texas, as she finally did but too late for it to matter to OBama, she would have been in a different situation altogether.

[If not for Operation Chaos, Obama would now be sailing to his summer coronation in Denver. Instead, he has to battle every inch of the way to the fireworks in Denver.]

i suspect that many of them may want time to step back and reasses. O's #s will only go down from now until nov. the supers will be wise to go with hillary and pick a candidate who can actually win.

[If Obama doesn't lock it on the first ballot, the Democrat convention will explode wide open.]

She cannot win unless the Rush Voters do what they did again.... and they will not.

[The purpose of Operation Chaos was NEVER to have Hillary win. The goal was to put the Democrats in the bind they are now in.] ----DUmmie FUnnies

Another report from Operation Chaos

Our intrepid reporter PJ-Comix has another great report on Operation Chaos.  The KOSkids are all worried about a contested convention.  Bwahahahaha.

KOmmies Fear Prospect Of Locked Democrat Convention

For all of you who either doubted or feared Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos, I hereby present this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD nervously titled, "The Remaining Superdelegates; It's Not Pretty." And what's not pretty is the prospect of a locked Democrat convention due to Barack Obama not getting a majority of the votes. Many on the Left keep quoting 2025 delegates as the magic number needed to clinch the nomination. Not so if you count the Michigan and Florida delegates. And guess who has the vast majority of those delegates---Hillary. Superdelegates just don't do the trick for Obama to avoid a locked convention if you follow the highly detailed math posted by this KOmmie. I will only post a portion of his intensive calculations but only enough to show you how worried they are. For you Operation Chaos doubters, this thread alone is proof that it worked beautifully. As Rush said, the purpose of Operation Chaos was NOT to get Hillary nominated but to cause to happen what has happened. A hopelessly deadlocked party going into the convention. And it should be extremely entertaining to watch. Meanwhile let us now watch the KOmmies attempt to calculate and recalculate the delegate math in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble corresponded, wondering if Mike Gravel will be watching the DNC show from Pluto this summer, is in the [brackets]:

The Remaining Superdelegates; It's Not Pretty.

[As Steve Martin once said, Comedy Is Not Pretty.]

Well since Rachel Maddow's comments and various diaries that hit the rec list with regularity, the big question right now is whether Obama can close this thing out by the end of May. Since there are no primaries before that day, it will have to be done with SDs.

[Commence with the nail biting!]

Perhaps it is time to start breaking the remaining SDs down and see who might endorse Obama before the meeting on FL and MI. My apologies in advance for formatting issues.

[I consider the chaos to ensue from that May 31 meeting to be my birthday present.]

DemConWatch says there are 211 remaining SDs. If you add in members of the Pelosi Club who are in the Pelosi Club but are counted toward one candidate or another (Cantwell, Lofgren, Daschle) the actual number remaining is 214. Thirteen more delegates are currently outstanding, 4 from KY/OR not yet assigned, and 9 remaining Edwards delegates who have not endorsed. So the pool from which Obama can reach his magic number is 227.

[This KOmmie goes into such fine tune detail on delegate math that it will bore you so I will now just post a few of his math highlights...]

DemConWatch also says Obama needs 63 more delegates to reach the 2025 threshold. However, if you consider Lofgren and Daschle as undecided as I did above, that number becomes 65. More on why I do this below.

[In obsessive detail.]

So starting from 227, the first thing to consider is that 30 of those will not even be named by the end of May because they are add-ons not yet assigned. So the pool is now 197.

[Can we have an office pool on when you have your nervous breakdown?]

...So the 197 is down to 175. However, we must also consider there is a group of Add-ons and State Chairs who have not yet declared, but come from states Hillary won, thus they will have a hard time endorsing Obama.

[Don't forget to subtract 3 from all even numbers and multiply by 0.997.]

...So now we are at 170. However, there is also a couple of delegates who endanger themselves politically in future elections if they endorse Obama, such as Tom Udall and Nick Lampson (and there's probably plenty more), so we are down to 168. Take away vacancies that won't be filled by the end of May and we are down to 167. There's also 7 SDs from MT, South Dakota, and PR who have yet to endorse and probably won't by the end of May, so we are down to 160. Moss and Malone have indicated they will go with Hillary according to non-DemConWatch sources. Down to 158. Ooops, I missed five other state chairs from states Clinton won. Down to 153.

[Do you even have any fingernails left?]

...Down to 141. And while we are at it, we might as well throw out Senators from states Clinton won, DNC members from states Hillary won big, Governors from states Hillary won, and Congresspersons from 'white working class' states regardless of what happened in their district...

[Deuces wild!]

...We are down to 122. Speaking of political courage, time to address the Pelosi Club. They lack spines. If they truly were dedicated to the positions they have taken and behind the rules as they currently stand, they would have endorsed today. I feel safe throwing them out until after May...

[Before the flop or will you wait for the River?]

...We are down to 115. Since Colorado will host the Convention, I highly doubt any of the remaining CO delegates will endorse any time soon. Down to 110. Throw out the party's resident loon, Steve Ybarra, and we are down to 109. So that leaves these 109 people from whom Obama would need to gain 65 delegates between now and the end of May to clinch...

[So are you merely going to raise or go All-In?]

Now you can quivel with a few names here or there, but something is crystal clear, it is an uphill climb to get to 2025 by the end of May, and therefore it's looking more and more like this is going to the convention floor.

[Woo! Hoo! Operation Chaos has been an OUTSTANDING success!!! And now to hear from the other nervious KOmmies...]---DUmmie FUnnies

Happy Fitzmas

Oh, the KOSkids are all in an orgy of adulation at the prospect of Karl Rove being frogmarched into the House for a hearing.

No trial or anything for them , just put him in jail along with the other Republicans.

Man you got to love the comedy coming from the Left in this country.

"Judiciary Committee Threatening to ARREST ROVE!"

Congrats to all you DUmmies out in California who can now marry each other in that state. I was originally intending to DUFU one of the many jubilant DUmmie threads about the California Supreme Court overturning the ban on gay marriage but they mostly consisted of DUmmies just high-fiving each other with little thought about how this decision will help to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in many House and Senate races this November. Therefore, I took a trip to KOmmieland and found the KOmmies salivating at the prospect of the House possibly frogwalking Karl Rove. This frogwalking of Rove has been a leftwing fantasy for years and remains so despite the silly notion that the House can send out their sergeant-at-arms to arrest Rove despite the fact that chamber is legislative, NOT executive. The Rovian induced comedy can be seen on this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "BREAKING: Judiciary Committee Threatening to ARREST ROVE! (Conyers: "Kick Rove's A**"?)" Just keep in mind while reading the KOmmie KOmments that this is the same Daily KOs that the MSM admires and adores to much. So let us now watch the KOmmies engage in Rovian frogwalk fantasies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the left still can't give up believing in Fitzmas, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING: Judiciary Committee Threatening to ARREST ROVE! (Conyers: "Kick Rove's A**"?)

[This sounds like a Make A Wish foundation wish fulfillment for hardcore leftwing loons.]

I was recently watching Verdict with Dan Abrams. Abrams does a better job than anyone else on TV (maybe even than Olbermann) in covering the corrupt prosecution of Don Siegelman. Robert Wexler was on, and they were talking about the case. Wexler serves on the house committee that is investigating this case. He said that they are trying to get Rove to testify without a subpoena. Rove is refusing, and is making it clear that he will not comply with a subpoena (since when did subpoenas become voluntary?). Rove is raising more "executive privilege" crap. Wexler said that Mukasey has made it clear that he will not enforce a contempt citation against Rove. Congress has become powerless against this president who fancies himself a king. I have never forgiven Schumer or Feinstein for what they did on Mukasey's confirmation, and I have refused to give money to the DSCC because of Schumer's action. This further validates my anger. But Wexler then said something that no democrat has mentioned yet. He said that if Mukasey doesn't enforce a contempt of congress citation, that congress would hold Rove in inherent contempt.

[Inherent contempt? Is this like an inherent traffic ticket?]

If held in inherent contempt, congress would order the house sergeant-at-arms to arrest Rove, and hold him in the capital basement. Congress would conduct something similar to a trial, and force Rove to testify. This method was often used in the 19th century.

[Only an inherent sergeant-at-arms could arrest an inherent Rove based on inherent contempt.]

You want to know why republicans lost a house seat in a district in which Bush got 62% of the vote? You want to know why people are leaving the republican party in droves? You want to know why we are looking at the possibility of 60 senate seats? Rove's criminality is one good reason why. Another good reason would be Bush's recent claim that he is giving up golf to 'sacrifice' for the troops in Iraq.

[You want to know why the Republicans won't lose as many seats as you hope? The California Supreme Court approving of gay marriages is one good reason.]

The damage this president has done to the constitution has been beyond calculation. He breaks the law at will. He tortures, he commits war crimes. It is my hope that as president, Barack Obama will name a special prosecutor to investigate all of the crimes that this petulant boy emperor has committed. Crimes against humanity. Crimes against the constitution. George Bush belongs in prison.

[President Obama, please authorize the Chekhist squads to arrest all Republicans and others guilty of Thought Crimes.]

UPDATE Dan Abrams just said that Conyers on the Judiciary Committee is threatening to ARREST ROVE! They can actually issue an arrest warrant, and then send the sergeant-at-arms anywhere in the country to arrest this son of a b****.

[Might as well send the same sergeant-at-arms to airport bathrooms to peek in the toilet stalls in order to arrest wide-stance Craig again.]

It is about time that congress remind this boy emperor that we have THREE branches of government, and that the president is NOT a king.

[Will the sergeant-at-arms be carrying an inherent arrest warrant? And now to hear from the rest of the KOmmies salivating at the prospect of frogwalking Karl Rove...]

That SOB and his pals all belong in jail. They are despicable people, and they need to be pursued. Enough of the double standards.


[You sound like you are inherently obsessed with Karl Rove.]

It's time people stopped being afraid of these bastards. The tide is turning.

[The Thought Police are coming!!!] ---DUmmie FUnnies

OPeration Chaos Suceeding

Today we have2 reports form our intrepid reporter PJ Comix.  Yes, some of the DUmmies and Koskids have finally realized that Obama is not the Messiah they thougt he was.  He is dropping like a rock in the polls and Hillary is looking pretty good now, and the Super Duper Delegates just might go for the jugular on the Obama Disciples, and vote for Hillary.    All the while, Recreate68 is itching to riot in Denver and Al Sharpton is stoking the flames in New York.  It is going to be a  fun summer watching the  Defeatocrats squirm and implode on themselves in their own making.  Win by Identity Politics, Die by Identity Politics.

"Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed"

How the mighty have fallen! A day ago, the leftwing loons were high-fivin' each other about how helpful Rev. Jeremiah's Detroit speech would be to Barack Obama. By yesterday evening, cold cruel reality has set in and now the loons are pronouncing DOA for Obama's candidacy. While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama's mentor and spiritual guide. If Obama looked up to this whack job what does that say about his judgement? I think many others had the same thought as well. The shockwave over Wright's backstabbing of Obama has just hit DUmmieland with this THREAD brutally titled, "Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed." Of course, we must now take a moment to think Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos for this situation. Without Operation Chaos, Obama would have long ago been the unchallenged nominee-in-waiting who could have merely gone on an extended vacation until his coronation this summer. However, because of Operation Chaos, the campaign has been extended to the point where Wright was in a position to totally undermine it which is what I think he did intetionally. It must be a great ego trip for Wright to bring down the Obamassiah. Meanwhile, I must thank Rev. Wright for providing lots of great DUFU material as the left undergoes a complete meltdown due to their beloved Obama's rapid fall. So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the decline of the Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he should contact Jamie Masada about booking Rev. Wright into the Laugh Factory, is in the [brackets]:

Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed.

[That's what happens when you have Wright as the train conductor.]

There's simply too much negative controversy surrounding Obama for him to get elected now, and on top of it all, polls show Hillary beating McCain by a considerably wide margin while Obama only ties McCain. At this point I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks whose votes he so sorely needs to win. It was certainly an impressive run, but it's over.

[GOOD NEWS! Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Hillary will drop out of the race on May 7 following big losses the previous day in the IN and NC primaries. Hee! Hee!]

Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.

[Say good night, Barack.]

Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is where she is all right, and there to stay

[Not when you count her "wins" in Florida and Michigan. Of course, counting those wins will also tear the Democrats apart. YEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]

Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi. Reporters for both Chicago newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, have also done a lot of digging on Obama, apparently over stiff resistance from the publishers.

[I thought he was clean and articulate?]

I want to win. Those who are unwilling to expolore the negatives are ostriches with their heads in the sand, because these things WILL be explored ad infinitum in the press between now and November. I say let's do our own vetting, BEFORE the candidates are cast in stone.

[DUmmies are already doing their own wetting in their pants.]

Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...

[Can I write Wright?]

Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

[Maybe he could say that he slept through all of Wright's sermons.]

I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]

She's still in the race- something is working!

[Operation Chaos.]---DUmmie FUnnies

"Wright is a big fat distraction when Obama needs it least"

What a difference a few hours make. As we saw in this morning's DUFU EDITION, the KOmmies were cheerleading on Jeremiah Wright, completely oblivious to the harmful effect he would have to Barack Obama. However, after a few hours passed by, the KOmmies began to finally wake up to the fact that Wright is KILLING the Obama campaign as you can see in this THREAD nervously titled, "Wright is a big fat distraction when Obama needs it least." Welcome to the Real World, KOmmies! So let us now watch the KOmmies bite their fingernails over the Wright Stuff in Bolshevik Red while the KOmmentary of your humble correspondent, noting that even Chris Matthews is now starting to express Obuyer's remorse, is in the [brackets]:

Wright is a big fat distraction when Obama needs it least

[What happened to all the KOmmie jubilation over Wright's speech of just a few hours ago?]

Whether Wright's speech to the NAACP left you rhapsodic or left you cold, his return to prominence a week before the NC and IN primaries is not helpful to Obama. At all.

[Do you want your Kewpie Doll sent by UPS or USPS?]

The MSM is happy as a pig in shit to exploit and cherry pick and showcase the most controversial of Wright's remarks.

[No need to cherrypick the most controversial of Wright's remarks when it hits you full in the face like a spash of very cold water.]

Unfortunately, it's all too easy to predict; white voters, by and large, will not look kindly on the comments Wright made that the MSM has chosen to highlight.

[Chose to highlight? You have to look long and hard in his speech to find any scrap of sanity if it exists.]

I wish I could believe that Wright's return as a prominent subject in the MSM was inconsequential to Obama's campaign at this critical moment, but I just don't.

[And who chose Wright as a mentor and spiritual guide? Let us now join the KOmmie Peanut Gallery now in session...]

The Rev. Wright's 'black theology' media blitz this week undercuts Obama's unifying campaign theme, and dosen't resonate well with mainstream Democrats. In just the last week, Sen. Obama's 19 point lead over Sen. Hillary Clinton has dropped to 7 points, 48% to 41%.

[Don't worry. Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted big wins on May 6 for Obama in both North Carolina and Indiana. Hee! Hee!] ---DUmmie FUnnies

Breaking news on Operation Chaos

The DUmmies figured out that El Rushbo's Operation Chaos wasthe decidingfactor in Her Thighness' win in PA.  And it has them all in a tizzy. This is fun watching the implosion of  theDemocrat Party.  Even without Opration Chaos, the factions from the Identity Politics,which is wahthe Democrat Party is, a conglomeration of Identity Politics groups.  The coalition held together when it was a White Male nominee, but now with2ofthe factions havngthier candidate, it isall out war in Democratland.  Go out and get some popcorn for the fun over the summer, this is just the beginning.

Now to our reporter in the field, PJComix

"WHY OBAMA LOST! RUSH LIMBAUGH OPERATION CHAOS!"

The MSM dare not speak its name but the DUmmies are not shy about assigning the REAL blame for Obama's loss in PA---Operation Chaos. It is amusing to hear all the pundits and political analysts go over the many reasons why Hillary won the Pennsylvania primary while carefully avoiding the TRUE reason why she won. Namely that hundreds of thousands of Republicans temporarily switched parties in order to vote for Hillary as part of Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos. Yes, the media analysts will note the large number of Republican crossover voters without daring to mention WHY they switched. However, the DUmmies are not shy in assigning blame for Obama's loss as you can see in this THREAD titled, "WHY OBAMA LOST! RUSH LIMBAUGH OPERATION CHAOS! TRANSCRIPT OF CALL." The transcript of that call to Rush is quite long so I will only present a portion of it. The full transcript is available on this DUmmie thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies sourly blame Operation Chaos for Obama's PA loss in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering who the first major MSM figure will be to dare mention the REAL reason for that loss, is in the [brackets]:

[SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: Check out this hilarious VIDEO of an enraged DUmmie going berserk over Operation Chaos!]

WHY OBAMA LOST! RUSH LIMBAUGH OPERATION CHAOS! TRANSCRIPT OF CALL

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity merely for posting that thread title.]

here is the transcript of the phone call.

[It's a long transcript so I'll just post the first part of it.]

RUSH: We have an Operation Chaos volunteer on the phone from Exton, Pennsylvania, by the name of Bill. Bill, you're doing the Lord's work out there. Thanks for the call. Hello, sir.

CALLER: Hey, Rush. Yeah, we went to vote for Hillary. I was a gun-toting evangelical clinging to those guns and clinging to my God. I went out and voted. They asked me on the way out, the pollsters asked me, "Oh, were you one of the people who switched parties?" I said, "Yeah, I switched parties." "So why did you do that?" I said, "Because of Operation Chaosssss."

RUSH: All right!

CALLER: And then they went and they said, "Okay, what are the issues? Were they Iraq, global warming?" "No," I said. "No, it's because of Operation Chaos, led by the commander-in-chief, Rush," and she just laughed. She laughed her head off. Then I went over to the Hillary table and I was there with my Republican committeeman, which he's on board with Operation Chaos as well, and I said, "I voted for Hillary," and she said, "Oh, thank you very much. Thank you very much." "But," I said, "Tomorrow, I'll be reregistering Republican," and she just laughed. It was just a classic moment.

RUSH: That's all they care about is the now anyway. You know, they'll deal with the general later. They just care about the now. They're so happy you did it. I know the Clinton campaign's grateful as they can be for Operation Chaos. They can't ever say so, but they're grateful as hell.

[You can read the rest of this transcript on that DUmmie thread. Let us now watch the angry reactions of the DUmmies over the fact that Operation Chaos is prolonging the agony of the Democrat contest and causing a meltdown of that party...]

This makes sense. She only started winning after the republican process ended.

[...And Operation Chaos began. Hee! Hee!]

Chaos voters aren't swing voters and will never vote Democrat (except this time, to help Hillary screw the Dem Party). They are flying monkeys with brown shirts and they are helping your gal f*ck this process up worse.

[Watch out for the flying monkeys screwing the Democrats. Hee! Hee!]

honestly think there needs to be a law against this

[You should have thought of that when the Democrats in NH, figuring Obama to be a sure winner, crossed over to vote for McCain in the primary. The ironic thing is that if you had not crossed over in such numbers, you could have killed the Hillary campaign in NH. Instead you are now faced with the nightmare of the Democrat Michael Myers.]

His goal is not to have Clinton win the nomination, it's about causing chaos in the Democratic party. It's about invading the party to cause confusion and lack of clarity as to who is getting what votes. By spreading the message of his Operation Chaos, you promote it. I read about this last night on a site that ridicules DU.

[I hope you enjoyed that edition of the DUmmie FUnnies. May I place you on our PING list?] ---DUmmie FUnnies

Hillary wins the battle

From the ongoing campaign of Operaion Chaos, we have a earlyvictory fr Hillary.  But this has gotten the DUmmies' panties in a knot.  Our intrepid reporter PJ Comix has gotthe scoop:

Operation Chaos Victory Causes DUmmieland Meltdown

Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:

***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***

[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]

CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]

Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.


[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]

She's dead broke. Some win.

[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]

No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?

[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]

She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!

[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]

The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.

[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]

Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince.

[Rush for Puppetmaster.]

You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!

[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.] ---DUmmie FUnnies

More from the front lines in Operation Chaos

Yes the bitter contest between Hillary and the Obamassiah is still going strong.  And there is more infighting over at DU.   

Our correspondent on the seen is PJ-Comix.

"Why are so many Obama supporters so angry?"

The Democrat Meltdown continues apace. Yes, thanx to Operation Chaos, the Democrats are performing their Meltdown Comedy Theater for our entertainment pleasure. I'm sure their Meltdown will only intensify after the Pennsylvania primary tomorrow. You can get an idea of just how intense the current Meltdown is by the very title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Why are so many Obama supporters so angry .. so provocative .. and yes, so bitter, if Obama has the nomination locked up?" Why? I'll tell you why. Because instead of relaxing and preparing for the general election like almost all nominees do at this stage of the election season, Barack Obama is being FORCED to hustle himself on the campaign trail and continue to open himself up to yet more mistakes which will come back to haunt him. Yes, Barack, you will be forced to struggle with Hillary all the way to this summer's Democrat convention and possibly beyond. The big fringe benefit of this is that it provides tons of comedic entertainment for my DUFU readers during what should have been a dull interlude in the campaigns. So let us now watch the DUmmies performing Democrat Meltdown Comedy Theater in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, once again thanking Rush Limbaugh and his Operation Chaos for making this entertaining show possible, is in the [brackets]:

Why are so many Obama supporters so angry .. so provocative .. and yes, so bitter, if Obama has the nomination locked up?

[Because Hillary has become the Michael Myers of the campaign who just keeps coming back to haunt Obama.]

Seriously -- it's like listening to a bunch of lottery winners bitch and moan about what a hassle it is to have to drive "all the way" to the bank to cash your multi-million dollar winning checks.

[Hey, gas prices have gotten kind of high.]

You poor things.

[And now to watch the Obamatons join the fray...]

I ain't angry......but I ain't gonna take it anymore, that's why!

[You're not angry...just mad as hell.]

Because Dems are wasting precious time & resources that we need in the GE, that's why.

[And DUmmie AtomicKitten WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

They want instant gratification - their way or the highway. Hmmm...might their wish to end it now be a sign of panic - to crown their candidate before more of his weaknesses come out everyday?

[Obama's debate disaster in Philly wouldn't have happened if Hillary had dropped out mainly because there would have been NO debate in the first place.]

Hillary Clinton is finished: Waiting for you to digest that beats any insult you invoke & deserve.

[But like Michael Myers she just keeps coming back to slash at the Obama campaign.]

It puzzles me that Clinton supporters here aren't concerned about this. It's almost like they don't care whether Democrats win the GE. They only want their favorite candidate to win. And yes, I do realize there were plenty of Obama supporters acting the same way when he looked to be losing, but it's almost May now and McCain has clearly benefited from the prolonged race. So you'd have to be a fool to think this was helping us.

[Instead of relaxing, Obama is being forced to remain on guard at all times against his personal Michael Myers.]

Clinton is choosing to become a pariah to the party: So be it.

[More like the Michael Myers to the party.]

I no longer believe your objectivity. I no longer believe your sincerity. Your agenda is clear and you make me sad.

[Also mad.]

BOTH "teams" (WTF!!!!!!!!!!) are behaving like ASSHOLES

[I agree.]

I think his candidacy simply attracts angry people. I do not know why.... but the rancor is astonishing. And I am not talking about just D.U. I mean real life Dems. Even in my own family!!

[Democrat civil war is FUn to watch!] ----Dummie FUnnies

Field report from Operation Chaos

We got some reports in from peration Chaos.  It looks loke both camps are digging in and are not close to backing down.  Here is are star reporter PJ-Comix with the latest.

"WOW, What a MELTDOWN!!!"

After last night's Democrat debate in Philadelphia, an alarm signal has sounded in DUmmieland very similar to some similar scene at the finale of a James Bond movie. As the alarm signals go off, everybody is running in desperation in all directions as a voice over the loudspeaker declares: "WARNING! WARNING! You now have two minutes until complete meltdown!" Yes, the DUmmies are now running in all directions as the alarm signal screeches as you can see in this THREAD appropriately titled, "WOW, What a MELTDOWN!!!" Ostensibly this thread was about Obama supporters melting down because their candidate wilted under the tough questions but this could equally apply to the entire Democrat party as a whole. And who to thank for this Democrat meltdown? Our thanks definitely have to go to Rush Limbaugh whose incredibly effective Operation Chaos has brought the candidates to this sad state of affairs by keeping Hillary's campaign alive via Republican switchover votes. In fact, I can't wait to hear Rush's take on last night's debate this afternoon. Yes, I must be robotically programmed with vicious rightwing talking points so I will know how to think. BTW, I actually tell this to liberals on the few times when they act peeved if they hear me listening to Rush. The FUnnie thing is the sarcasm just passes right over their heads as they nod knowingly about Rush the hypnotic puppetmaster who must be removed from the air via the ridiculously named "Fairness Doctrine." So let us now watch the DUmmies go into meltdown mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, also remembering the onboard computer doing a self-destruct countdown in "Alien," is in the [brackets]:

WOW, What a MELTDOWN!!!

[You now have two minutes until complete self-destruction!]

The meltdown level anger on this board shows how biased and out of touch with reality many Obama supporters here are.

You blame ABC.

You blame Gibson.

You blame Stephanpolous.

You make wild claims that he gave Hillary the questions.

You blame Hillary.

You'd blame Helen Thomas if you could think of a reason.

You cry and cry about everything except for the fact that Obama bombed. He didn't do well. The meters showed it. The returns showed that she won undecideds, and that overall, the audience responded to her and not him. He blew it.

Those of you who dish the slime and viciousness at Hillary daily can't even take a debate result?

Were you the kind of kids at school who bullied everyone and then ran away crying if you go your nose bloodied?

(Hmm, I must be thinking about "A Christmas Story"!)

That must be because it feels like CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[It feels like FITZMAS!!!!! Oh, and you now have one minute fifty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

A FREAKING meltdoooooooooooown

[Don't forget to thank Rush. Hee! Hee!]

Actually, it's your candidate that is using rightwing frames
and rightwing tactics, calling a fellow Democrat an elitist, taking his remarks out of context, throwing Kerry and Gore under the bus. Disgraceful.

[You now have one minute forty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Hillary screamed her neocon talking points in amphetamine tones and sounded even more conservative than usual.

[You now have one minute thirty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Were you proud of Hillary's behavior tonight? Farrakhanm Ayers, Wright, BitterGate... Meanwhile Obama declines to go there about Bosnia-Gate. So my only question is: Were you proud of her behavior. Try to answer without an insult to me personally please.

[You now have one minute twenty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Oh, she's a liar, alright... She admitted it tonight, right?

[You now have one minute ten seconds until complete self-destruction!]

I think both candidates should be pissed that they don't get asked about real issues, hell I'll even grant you that Obama did as close to awful as I've seen him come to date, I'll even concede that Hillary didn't do half bad...AND? I just don't see how she wins it, if she does, I'll support her, but I don't see it in the cards...

[You now have one minute until complete self-destruction!]

Obamatons don't like having to think critically Which is why they ignore everything they don't agree with.

[You now have forty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Both sides turned this forum into a cesspool a long time ago. You included OP. The convention cannot get here soon enough and I for one sincerely hope it is followed closely by a severe culling of the herd in here. It's just embarrassing.

[You now have thirty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Sour grapes, huh? Not that it'll matter...Clinton is still going to lose. BTW...George attacked Obama with RW lies given to him by Hannity, but I guess you're fine with that as long as it isn't done to your girl, right?

[You now have twenty-five seconds until complete self-destruction!]

How about a question about Vince Foster then? Ya know Lula, you really reveal your true colors with crap like this.

[You now have twenty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

So you will have no problem if Hillary were by some strange crossover from an alternate universe; to actually win the nomination, would you mind if in a debate with McCain she gets asked nothing but stupid questions about her husband pardoning two members of weather underground.

[You now have fifteen seconds until complete self-destruction!] ---DUmmies FUnnies