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April 18, 2008

Paulville

Do you just want to get away from reality and be with your fellow man that just doesn't get how the real world works.  Well, I have a place for you.  Yew you an go to Paulville and live with fellow Pualbots.  The bad thing is you will not be able to see your fellow man and berate him about your God and Saviour Ron Paul, but you can still spam online polls and spam fellow bloggers.



The goal of Paulville.org it to establish gated communities containing 100% Ron Paul supporters and or people that live by the ideals of freedom and liberty.
             
The process is forming a co-op of people buying shares in the community and these people would be granted land use at a minimum of 1 acre per share, for as long as they homesteaded the land. The community would be privately held by the co-op to establish private property for the general community thus preserving the community is 100% freedom and liberty lovers. The community votes on all community efforts, such as utilities etc. However no one is forced to consume these utilities and or pay for them, AKA people can be off grid on their share of land. This is in line with the ideals that you're free to live your life the way you want and not be forced to do or pay for other people's life styles you may not agree with.

These communities are not for the faint at heard they will start as undeveloped land in non city locals, as this is the way to secure large tracts of land needed for these efforts.

However the goal is a   minimal financial outlay of around $500 per share to establish this community.

If you're interested and willing to attempt to literally change the world one community at a time then please Join us if your interested.


Paulville.org

   

March 28, 2008

Mastercard

H/T to Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

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Gulbis


Priceless

March 14, 2008

The ant and the grasshopper

Cross posted at Grizzly Groundswell

Two Different Versions!  Two Different
                         Morals!
                         OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering
                         heat all summer long, building his house and
                         laying up supplies for the winter.

                         The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
                         laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come
                         winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

                         The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies
                         out in the cold.

                         MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

                         -------------------------------------------

                         MODERN VERSION:

                         The ant works hard in the withering heat all
                         summer long, building his house and laying up
                         supplies for the winter.

                         The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
                         laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

                         Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a
                         press conference and demands to know why the ant
                         should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
                         others
                         are cold and starving.

                         CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide
                         pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a
                         video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
                         table filled with food. America is stunned by the
                         sharp contrast.

                         How can this be, that in a country of such wealth,
                         this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so ?

                         Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the
                         grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing,
                         'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

                         Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of
                         the ant's house where the news stations film the
                         group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has
                         the group kneel down to pray to God for the
                         grasshopper's sake.

                         Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview
                         with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off
                         the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
                         immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his
                         fair share.

                         Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
                         Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning
                         of the summer.

                         The ant is fined for failing to hire a
                         proportionate number of green bugs and, having
                         nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his
                         home is confiscated by the government.

                         Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the
                         grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant,
                         and the case is tried before a panel of federal
                         judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of
                         single-parent welfare recipients.

                         The ant loses the case.

                         The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing
                         up the last bits of the ant's food while the
                         government house he is in, which just happens to
                         be the ant's old house, crumbles around him
                         because he doesn't maintain it.

                         The ant has disappeared in the snow.

                         The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related
                         incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken
                         over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
                         peaceful neighborhood.

                         MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in
                         2008

March 07, 2008

We Own your Primaries

Bahahahahah.   Rush and his listeners have thrown the monkey wrench into the Defeatocrats Primaries...   I wonder is Darth Rove had anything to do with this also. Bahahahahahah. 

If people do not want this kind of shenanigans going on in Primaries, we should go back to the way it used to be.  Where we elect a delegate, but that delegate does not have to be pledged to anyone.  And at the Convention, the delegates decide who is the nominee.  That is how we conduct the government, and that is how we should decide on nominees also. See, we live in a Democratic Republic, not a true Democracy.  True Democracies are mob rules and the Founding Fathers wanted us to elect representatives to run the government, not have everyone vote for everything.   

And it is a good way to get a candidate that the Party can get behind, better than the circus we got now. The Primaries are a joke now, with both parties crossing over and voting for the weakest in each party. Do you really think if the Republicans had their way,they would  nominate McCain??????  This process have become one big circus on who can raise the most money and who can buy the most voters.  That is not how our great country should run.  We should have people that are part of the party and are active in the party vote for who the nominee is, not every Tom, Dick and Harry.

Cross Posted at Grizzly Groundswell

Now onto the DUmmie FUnnies

Thanking Rush For The Democrat Dilemma

As we continue to enjoy the spectacle of the Democrats in the process of imploding, we need to pause in order to thank the person who made it all possible---Rush Limbaugh. Although Hillary Clinton declined to give Rush credit for her Texas win, most election observers disagree. One of those giving Rush full credit for the Democrat implosion is an election official in Texas as you can see in this Wall Street Journal BLOG titled, "The Limbaugh Effect on Clinton’s Texas Win." While you enjoy the entertainment provided by the battling Democrats over the next few months, please remember the person who made it all possible. So let us now watch the Wall Street WAllies observe the Rush Limbaugh Effect on the Democrats in Red State Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping this DUFU edition earns him a Rush 24/7 membership, is in the [brackets]:

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh led a campaign to have his Republican followers in Texas cross party lines and vote for Sen. Hillary Clinton in the state’s open primary last Tuesday. Why? Because Limbaugh thinks Republicans can defeat Clinton in a general election. Plus, watching Clinton and Sen. Barack Obama bloody each other in a nomination fight is pure sport for Limbaugh conservatives.

[The pure sport provides the Limbaugh conservatives with pure entertainment.]

According to exit polls, Clinton won a notably higher number of Republican voters than she has in past open primary contests. Of the 9% of voters who identified themselves as Republicans in the Democratic Primary, Obama still edged Clinton 53%-46%. However, that margin is significantly slimmer than earlier contests. In Wisconsin’s open primary, for instance, Republicans broke 72%-28% for Obama. Similarly, in Virginia’s open primary, Obama was favored 72%-23%.

Clinton unquestionably secured a Texas victory, but some locals are convinced it was a false win bolstered by dirty politics. Laura Jean Kreissl, an accounting professor at West Texas A&M University, served as an election official in Canyon, Texas on Tuesday. She contacted the Wall Street Journal to report the hijinks she observed at the four precincts that voted at her polling location.

[It's okay with Democrats when members of their party cross over to vote for McCain but when EVIL Republicans cross over to vote for Hillary it is "dirty politics."] ----DUmmie FUnnies

February 29, 2008

Daddy's Day Poem

I think I might have posted this before, but it is such a good story, I don;t know if it is true or not, but it is very good.

Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home..
But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called
a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
a man who wasn't there.
'Where's her daddy at?'
She heard a boy call out.
'She probably doesn't have one,'
another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
'Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day.'
The words did not offend her,
as she smiled up at her Mom.
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.
'My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart'
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere there in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.
'I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine
and died just this past year
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy
and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away.'
And then she closed her eyes,
and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement,
she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.
'I know you're with me Daddy,'
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.
If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.
Take the time...to live and love.
Until eternity.
God bless
There must be many children in the same boat as this little girl, thanks to our servicemen and their families for the sacrifice they are making to keep our country Free.

February 22, 2008

Home Remedies

via email

Cross posted at Socialist Squirrel

Amazingly simple home remedies :
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING HOT WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM .
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

January 11, 2008

Leave Ron Paul alone

H/T to The Jawa Report


Also I m trying out the Trigget widget. 
It will take a little time to get used to it

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January 04, 2008

Some Shananigans

Looks like Ron Paul got robbed.   His army oo revolutionaries were screwed out of 30,000 votes in the Cuacus.  Redstate has the scoop and it is from reliable sources.

As of this moment, the zionist neocons in the media are claiming that Ron Paul has finished next to last in the Iowa Caucuses, and that he is trailing the imperialist Bush lackey pig Mike Huckabee by almost 30,000 votes. However, we at RedState have learned from reliable sources that there is a media conspiracy afoot to not report votes for Ron Paul! That's correct, although Ron Paul actually received over 40,000 votes, we have reason to believe that the corporate media is simply refusing to report on the last 30,000 votes that Ron Paul received so that they do not have to mention Ron Paul's name over their capitalist pig airwaves anymore.

What evidence have we uncovered as to the existence of any of these unreported votes? Well, numerous objective observers on the ground have noted that Ron Paul was, uh, in third place in all the major polls taken in Iowa before the caucuses. Plus, Ron Paul has won virtually every online poll and straw poll that has ever been taken anywhere, ever, and he has raised more money in the last quarter than any of the other candidates. Plus, for goodness' sake, Ron Paul has a blimp. Do any of the other (and by other, I mean "second-tier") candidates have a blimp? I think not.

When you add all that up it's simply impossible that Ron Paul has anything less than the largest number of supporters in this country, and it is simply impossible that he would finish next to last, beating only a guy who didn't show up. The only reasonable explanation is that Ron Paul actually won the Iowa Caucuses, and the GOP establishment, in cahoots with Rupert Murdoch, have either tossed out 30,000 votes, or are conspiring to simply not report their existence, all so that they can keep him out of the New Hampshire Debate, because they just can't take the risk that Ron Paul's message will get out in a nationally televised debate (and no, the previous dozen or so debates in which Ron Paul was allowed to participate do not count).

t's time to act, Ron Paul supporters! Call the telephone numbers of the news directors of all the major news outlets and demand that they report Ron Paul's last 30,000 votes. Let them know that you know that they're suppressing the truth. If they laugh in your face and hang up, call back again, and if they hang up again, call back and let them know that you know that they're really a Zionist and that when the Ron Paul revolution is finally successful, their names and addresses will be entered into the appropriate national databases.

Don't be afraid to speak truth to power, Ron Paul supporters! Ron Paul got the most votes in Iowa and if we can only pierce the corporate media veil, the whole world will also learn of this victory!--Redstate

I mean come on Ron Paul is God.  He is the only true conservative in the race.  It is like he is a clone of Ronald Reagan:

I guess not.  Ronald Reagan was for protecting ourselves from the Evil Empire of that time.  Sorry, Ron you are not a part of the Republican Party or anything it stands for.   And you can take your Neo-Nazi and Truthers with you.

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December 21, 2007

Who knew I had have fans in Trinidad & Tobago

Interesting??

Soca Warriors

I might have to get a flag???


Fan7

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December 14, 2007

A dream card game

I would love to be dealt a hand in this game.

H/T to KISP

Presidents_painting_2

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November 23, 2007

Woman and Man Poem

via email:

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.





MAN'S LOVE POEM



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who own s a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 

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November 16, 2007

North of Fullujah

via email


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.


The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine
reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and
coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both
took
cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein
was
a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who
doesn't know how to drive.


So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary
Clinton!"


"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck
hit us."

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November 02, 2007

Dear friends and family

via email


Dear friends and family,

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote " The Hokie Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started....

"Shut up." You know it's funny.
Thats what its all about!

I thought it was important you all knew...

Crossposted at Grizzly Groundswell


Also check out TB Friday featuring the Surrender Monkey at Pirate's Cove

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October 26, 2007

A new villian for the Nutroots

So we have hear that Global Warning is to blame for the fires in California, and partly to blame for Bush because of all the equipment and National Guard in Iraq and Afghanistan.  But the real culpret is Blackwater.  See they wanted to build a training facility in San Diego, so of course to show the people in California who is boss, they set the fire close to where they want to build their center.   Ok , now to get the Tinfoils hats out and listen to the DUmmies talk amongst themselves about how Blackwater is taking over the country.  And I am sure that Darth Rove, Dick Cheney and The Chimp in Chief have got to have something to do with this also.

Crossposted at Grizzly Groundswell

Rhodes "Scholars" Discuss Blackwater & California Fires


In yesterday's DUFU EDITION we saw how Randi Rhodes suggested that Blackwater started the California fires. Today we shall read how Randi's fans, the Rhodes "Scholars" on her official message board, agree with their Bloody Mary guzzling heroine. Their tinfoil hat rantings can be seen in this THREAD titled, "Blackwater trying to set up in California." So let us now watch the Rhodes "Scholars" fall face down on the sidewalk with their conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if guzzling down 14 Bloody Marys will make it into the Guinness Book of Records, is in the [brackets]:

Blackwater trying to set up in California,

[Randi trying to sit up on the pavement,]

Blackwater USA, the private right-wing mercenary army that has spiraled out of control in Iraq, is trying to set up a para-military base right here in California, populated by 360 staff and "students." They want to acquire 824 acres of land in a sleepy rural corner of San Diego County to build a mercenary training facility, consisting of 15 firing ranges, a helipad, and a heavy vehicle operator's course covering the equivalent of 10 football fields....

[And don't forget the Olympic size waterboarding pool.]

Did the rep say the fires started in Potrero?

[Case closed...GUILTY!!!]

Yes and either at or NEAR the facility Blackwater is trying to set up their training facility:

[GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!]

I thought blackwater was involved in this. I called it a couple of days ago.

[You're so clever that you even beat Randi to the fortified punch.]

Does anyone know the names of the "scary" books that Randi mentioned on the show today? One was about Blackwater.

[The other was Grimm's Fairy Tales.]

Respectfully I would wait for more information. You also thought Randi was the victim of a right-wing hate attack and well ... you know how that went.

[Randi Rhodes was the victim of 14 angry right-wing Bloody Marys.]

We don't need to continue pushing conspiracy theories. There is NO evidence right now to support that at this time.

[Too bad Randi isn't taking your advice. However, she will take your Bloody Mary mix recipe.]

wow.... this is getting weirder and weirder. It's like someone has waged war on us.

[14 Bloody Marys should calm you down all the way to the sidewalk.]

I have to admit, when I heard about the fire starting in Potrero I thought, "Hmm. How convenient."

[Spaketh the Wildfire Truther.]

Last night Mike Malloy mentioned that he has a suspicion that these fires were set and he said that sounds conspiratorial but after all the years under bushco, truth is scarce and at a premium these days. Mike Malloy also said the wildfires can be used as a great distraction...but this story puts a whole new twist on it.

[All Air America radio hosts come equipped with heavy duty tinfoil hats.]

You know, we might be wrong to suspect Blackwater, but that is how crimes are solved, although in this present day Bizarro world, bushco would have us believe we are crazy for thinking such a thing. That's exactly how they want it, but all crimes have SUSPECTS and LEADS and INFORMANTS and HUNCHES!!! So we should not feel guilty for one milisecond about suspecting Blackwater.

[And all you have to go on are SUPECTS and HUNCHES since there are no LEADS and INFORMANTS.]

It's called "brainstorming". Let the hunches flow, then start connecting the dots. Sometimes the most bizarre hunch is the one that unlocks the door!

[I have a bizarre hunch that your brain is covered with lots of disconnecting dots.]

Before we go declaring all sorts of sinister motivations and plots, lets take a lesson from Ms. Rhodes' recent injuries and wait for an announcement. It would be a little embarrasing to go through it all again just to find that some poor soul just picked the wrong time and wrong place to decide to try and smoke a Marlboro Cigarette.

[No. Let's take a lesson from Ms. Rhodes' who claimed in an e-mail to Air America that she was MUGGED.]

also there are apparently some blackwater on governor terminatior"s staff...has the gov decided that the black shirts are the ss of amerikas future?? and he wants to be the photo op symbol of their muscle...no no that would just be too much self absorption...wouldnt it rush ...arnold after all smokes 10,000$ worth of havana cigars a month...hes one of us!!! yay yey...look whio we hang out with BLACKWATER AND THE TERMINATOR...SEIG HEIL!!!

[Working on Bloody Mary #15?]

So it makes one wonder if it wasn't Blackwater who had this done (I'm sure they'll be able to keep their hands clean - hired someone. Wouldn't even be surprised if they hired someone who will soon be found dead. Or maybe is dead already - killed in the fire don't you know).

[They hired the same team that set the demolition charges on the Twin Towers (and WTC7). That group knows how to keep their mouths shut.]

Of course Blackwater (or those that have a vested interest in Blackwater) set the fires. How many "convenient coincidences" like this will it take for Americans to finally wake up an realize that it has been an "inside job" before (and including) 911 all along. How many civil liberties must we loose before we pull our heads out of the sand and realize that we are under siege by the powers that be in our government? And more importantly, what is "before it is too late" - what the hell are we going to do about it?! Anything we do in an attempt to protect this country and restore our civil liberties will be construed as "terrorism" and then Blackwater will simply do what their being paid for and kill us.

[How long before Alex Jones starts hawking "Cali Wildfires Was An Inside Job" T-shirts?]

With everything we've seen in the last few years would it really surprise anyone that Blackwater hired someone to set fires to get what they want? After all, for Prince, it's not just money - he's on a mission from God. People's homes and the deaths of a few mean nothing in the larger realm of things. If they get what they want, it means that they can build their new facility, grow their private army and achieve their dream of a private navy and air force as well. The will become the world's largest private Mercenary force and can help those who are now trying to take over the world (BushCo, Carlyle, et al) in their quest. They will have no need of borders or governments. Sure, sounds like some sort of thriller novel but, as they say, truth is ALLways stranger than fiction.

[And the way David Baldacci has been buying into loony left conspiracy theories, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if his next novel is based on this theme. I hope they serve Bloody Marys at his book party.]

As a trained arson investigator, I would like to point out that, if it determined that the fire is arson, you look for suspects who have motive, means and opportunity. Unless they find a ranting lunatic fire bug, Black Water is the top of the list. That they are such an unethical bunch of dirtbags does not say anything to rule them out, either.

[Based on NO evidence, I say "GUITY!!!"]

Who are these investigators? Who decides and hires them?

[Blackwater of course. Hee! Hee!]

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October 19, 2007

Why Fred Thompson should be elected

Well, it is Friday again and that means it is Fun Friday here and also Open Trackback Weekend.

I got this one from The Onion

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

 

By Sen. Fred Thompson
Presidential Candidate
October 17, 2007 | Issue 43•42


My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates, each of whom brings a different vision of that future. But only one has the conviction and strength to lead this great country. Only one is a popular television and film actor ready to face the challenges of the 21st century head-on. And, most importantly, there is only one candidate with a bombshell trophy wife nearly a quarter-century younger than himself.

I urge each and every one of you to run a Google image search and see the evidence for yourself: photo after photo of a tall but wrinkled and sagging 64-year-old man—that's me—standing at various gala events, his arm wrapped around a stunning woman with glowing orange skin and beautiful platinum- highlighted hair. A bold woman, squeezed into a dress with a plunging neckline so low her enormous breasts seem almost ready to leap out and scream, "Hey world—look at us! We are married to a famous man we saw in Die Hard 2 when we were in college!"

That's her, ladies and gentlemen. That's my wife. Yes, we are actually married.

If elected, I pledge that same woman—who is a full six years younger than my eldest son—will be by my side at all state dinners, dressed to the nines, causing the Chinese delegation's jaws to drop in amazement at her gravity-defying rack.

This is my solemn vow to all Americans.

I am aware of the critics who doubt my ability to deliver on this promise. "What about Jackie Kennedy?" they ask. "Wasn't she a hotter first lady?" If all America cares about is hotness from the neck up, then yes. Though Jackie looked good in a pillbox hat, she never possessed that I-have-obvious-father-issues sort of hotness the people of this country appreciate so deeply. Go on, close your eyes and try picturing Jackie Kennedy on the cover of some magazine spilling out of a bikini. You can't do it, can you? Now try the same mental experiment with Mrs. Fred. The results speak for themselves.

I say America deserves hotter.

I am a man of simple conservative values, values I learned sitting around the kitchen table with my grandfather. It was there, at the age of 9, that he told me, "Boy, one day, you will find true love with a woman who will be born in about 15 years. Promise Jesus that when you marry her in your late 50s you will be true."

I intend to honor that promise.

In my many years in Hollywood and Washington, I've been with country-western singers, actresses, and models. America, I even once saw Nicole Kidman's bush when I accidentally walked into her trailer on the set of Days of Thunder, in which I played the role of Big John. But despite it all, I've grown to value and cherish my wife more than any starfucker I've ever known.

Because my wife is so much more than just a sweet slice, sweet though she may be. She is a mother who has given me two beautiful children, whom I adore, even if they do get confused sometimes and call me "Grandpa." But I know that in the Thompson household, when I ask the question, "Who's your daddy?" there is always one person I can rely on to scream out my name. This is my guarantee to you, the voters.

If you elect me as your next president, you will see this woman on TV nearly every day, jogging around the Rose Garden in tight Lycra shorts, bouncing all over the place with a figure that Americans of every stripe—from surgeons to truckers—will want to nail. Yours will be a first lady who is not only hot enough to appear in Playboy, but who might actually be willing to appear in Playboy. And if you choose me to be your next president, that is exactly what she'll do, in the November 2012 issue, guaranteeing me a second term once the public gets a good look at those truly incredible bazongas.


Thank you, and God bless America.

The Onion

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October 12, 2007

I am a Bad American

I got this via email.   It is attributed to George Carlin, but he did not right it.  I don't know who peened this little diatribe, but I like it


YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

By: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and wh